Jalapeño Popper
Bacon, mozzarella, Emmentaler and jalapeño poppers with Kewpie mayo.
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Collection only: Delivery is temporarily paused. Weekend smoke: Smoked meats are available Friday to Sunday from 11:00 until sold out.
Any two wood-fired pizzas for R200
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Small Plates
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Garlic-butter snails served with toasted ciabatta.
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Small Plates
Crumbed Chicken Strips
Crispy strips with blue cheese, honey & soy or peri-peri sauce.
R78
Small Plates
Pork Belly
Cubed pork belly with honey-soy sauce.
R98
Small Plates
Wing Man Wings
Buffalo wings with blue cheese, honey & soy or peri-peri sauce.
R75
Small Plates
Riblets
Riblets with a saucy basting.
R95
Small Plates
Loaded Fries
Home-made fries with cheese, bacon and jalapeño.
R75
Small Plates
Halloumi
Fried halloumi with salsa and guacamole.
R89
Small Plates
Chicken Livers
Creamy peri-peri chicken livers with toasted ciabatta.
R98
Small Plates
Crumbed Mushrooms (6)
Golden mushrooms with garlic aioli.
R46
Small Plates
Onion Rings (8)
Thick-cut, batter-fried onion rings with smoky BBQ dip.
R36
Small Plates
Nachos
Corn tortillas, melted cheese, jalapeños, salsa, sour cream and Umami smoked drizzle.
R89
Small Plates
Braai Broodjie
A South African braai favourite.
R55
Small Plates
Skilpadjie Sliders
Smoky sliders from the grill.
R110
Burgers
Cheese Burger
200g patty with cheese; served with chips and onion rings.
R115
Burgers
Bacon & Cheese Burger
200g patty with bacon and cheese; served with chips and onion rings.
R125
Burgers
Chicken Burger
Chicken schnitzel with mushroom sauce; served with chips and onion rings.
R125
Burgers
Bacon, Egg & Cheese Burger
200g patty with bacon, egg and cheese; served with chips and onion rings.
R129
Burgers
Pulled Beef Burger
200g pulled beef with caramelised onion; served with chips and onion rings.
R120
BurgersSmoked
Brisket Burger
12-hour smoked brisket, caramelised onion, cheddar, pickles and Umami BBQ sauce.
R149
Burgers
Beef Rib Burger
Slow-smoked beef rib meat, caramelised onion and chipotle mayo on toasted brioche.
R180
From the Grill
T-Bone
500g T-bone with chips and onion rings.
R189
From the Grill
Sirloin
300g sirloin with chips and onion rings.
R159
From the Grill
Eisbein
Oven-baked eisbein with chips and sauerkraut.
R189
From the Grill
Chicken Schnitzel
Chicken schnitzel with mushroom or pepper sauce, chips and onion rings.
R125
From the Grill
Ribs — Half
Half rack of ribs with chips and onion rings.
R175
From the Grill
Ribs — Full
Full rack of ribs to share, with chips and onion rings.
R340
From the GrillWeekend
Smoked Meat Platter — 1–2 people
Brisket, beef ribs, pork ribs and pulled belly, with chips, onion rings, mini poppers and two sauces.
R350
From the GrillWeekend
Smoked Meat Platter — 3–4 people
A larger smoked-meat feast with sides and sauces.
R690
From the Grill
Extra Sauce
Mushroom, pepper, blue cheese or cheese sauce. Add your choice in order notes.
R28
Wood-Fired Pizza
Cheesy Flat Bread
Cheese and garlic on a thin wood-fired base.
R90
Wood-Fired Pizza
Garlic Snail
Garlic, snails and cheese.
R129
Wood-Fired Pizza
Hawaiian
Pineapple, ham and mozzarella.
R120
Wood-Fired Pizza
Saartjies
Camembert, salami, honey, mushroom and caramelised onion.
R139
Wood-Fired Pizza
Dirty Pig
Bacon, jalapeño, mushroom, garlic and Kewpie mayo.
R139
Wood-Fired Pizza
Hoy Polloi
Blue cheese, figs, prosciutto and mushrooms.
R145
Wood-Fired PizzaHot
Hot ‘Ass’ Hell
Chilli, mince, mushrooms and peppadews.
R129
Wood-Fired Pizza
Zilkaats
Sweet-and-sour chicken, pineapple and mushrooms.
R145
Wood-Fired Pizza
Carnivore
Bacon, ham, chorizo, mushroom, caramelised onion and peppadew.
R145
Wood-Fired Pizza
Bacon, Guacamole & Feta
Crispy bacon, guacamole, feta crumble and cheese.
R139
Wood-Fired Pizza
Pizza Extra Topping
Anchovies, capers, olives or artichokes. Add your choice in order notes.
R25
Platters
Beef Rib with Mash or Chips
Fall-off-the-bone smoked rib, glazed and flame-finished. Add your side choice in notes.
R220
Platters
Baby Chicken
Whole baby chicken marinated in lemon & herb or peri-peri, flame-grilled with house glaze.
R159
PlattersSQ
Smoked Brisket by Weight
Texas-style, low-and-slow smoked brisket. Ask us on WhatsApp for today’s availability and price.
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PlattersSQ
Smoked Beef by Weight
Wood-smoked premium beef cuts. Ask us on WhatsApp for today’s availability and price.
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Salads
Greek Salad — Side
Fresh Greek-style side salad.
R35
Salads
Greek Salad — Full
A generous fresh Greek-style salad.
R70
Salads
Chicken Salad
Fresh salad topped with chicken.
R90
Desserts
Malva Pudding
Warm traditional malva pudding with vanilla custard or ice cream.
R50
Desserts
Dessert Pizza
Sweet wood-fired base with chocolate spread, strawberry and cream.
R89